square:

(via ruinedchildhood)

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

(via hotboyproblems)

jedifish81:

(via confirmance)

cupcake-slime:

“They’re not gay”

They: are gay

(via srslysnuffles)

unclefather:

*having sex with the lights off*

person: i can’t find the hole

me: 

(Source: unclefather)

aspectreishauntingeurope:

revgrace:

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

(Source: revenantplasme, via tinygaysouffle)

barackobamas:

@ people who aren’t afraid of spiders how does it feel to be gods among mere mortals

(via lunarwanderer)